Somebody just poop but it wasn’t you? These tips will help you to be the next party pooper. ;-)

  1. eat tons of beans and peas and sauerkraut.
  2. Save your assets.
  3. wait for the right moments
  4. practice at home
  5. don’t dare to go to the bathroom before your special apperance

If you are more the project planning type and want top prepare in a more sophisticated you can accumulate your farts in preserving jars and open them in the right moment. Just some ideas - to smell up your next party. That’s how to make some buzz and make ssure people will talk about and invite you next time.

Farting became a world wide sport in the late 1970s. It will be olympic one day, though it’s not sure whether it will be a winter or summer game.

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